To all parents:

Please give your children decent names. 

A friend and I always checkout the logbook at the labs for peculiar names and I’ve heard countless stories which involve children having “interesting names as well. Among the memorable ones were the following:

1. Lovely (buti sana kung lovely talaga)

2. Nestogen

3. Gerber

4. Nesstee

5. Regla Joga

6. Mhairxx Janixxe

7. Jack Bauer

8. Brooke Shields

9. Alfred Eugene Vincent

10. ABCD

11. ABCDE

12. Chun-Li

13. Hush-fer (named after a pussycat doll song)

14. Beauty (parang aso lang) na may kapatid na Energy